This Week in America — My Jeep Needs Counselling

This week in America somehow turned into a mix of Jeep suspension problems, MRI tunnels, ballroom dancing injuries, drum recitals, and trying to work out why American kids seem to have busier schedules than corporate executives.

After my Jeep Wrangler started developing the infamous “death wobble,” I found myself bouncing between tire shops, mechanics, dealerships, and a father-and-son off-road garage that felt more like a Southern sitcom than a repair shop. Somewhere in the middle of all that, I also had an MRI on my leg, discovered my personal bravery limit inside medical tubes, and watched Brianna confidently launch herself toward her first drum recital.

Meanwhile, Georgia got accepted into a summer theatre program for James and the Giant Peach — which quickly raised the question of whether American kids are now accidentally working full-time hours during summer break.

This episode is really about the people behind all those moments though. The mechanics, MRI staff, teachers, parents, and random conversations that make everyday life in America feel both exhausting and strangely warm at the same time.

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Transcript

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You better take cover. This week in America felt like one long attempt to get somebody, anybody, to actually tell me what was going on. I started with my Jeep Wrangler. Now I love my Jeep, but I've been noticing that owning a Wrangler in America is less like owning a car and more like joining a slightly aggressive outdoor religion. Everyone's got opinions, everyone mortifies them. And every second Jeep owner looks like they're on the way to either climb a mountain, survive the apocalypse, or buy beef jerky in bulk, maybe even from Bucky's. Not to mention you wave to every other Wrangler on the road and having a growing family of ducks on your dash. It's a Jeep life. So mine started having steering issues a few weeks ago. I'd drive down the interstate, hit a bump, and all of a sudden it would start to shake. And in Jeep circles, it's called the death wobble. But I knew I also needed new tires. So the first thing I do is I go online to find some. And honestly, buying tires online now is pretty ridiculous. Every website wants your trim level, your wheel package, tyre preferences, driving habits, off-road usage, whether you've emotionally prepared for snow and ice. And at one point, I think one of them even needed my ancestry results. And after all that, the prices come up and you immediately need to sit quietly for a few minutes. Nearly $2,000 for four tires. So eventually I gave up and I went into discount tyres in person. Best thing I could have done. The guy behind the counter immediately starts helping. It's a real conversation, actually looking at the Jeep, actually explaining things. And somehow the tires physically inside the building were much cheaper than the exact same tyres they had online. Pretty amazing system. So I book it in and I take it back the next day. And while they're changing them, one of the blokes casually says, Yeah, yeah, suspension's got some issues there. And suddenly everything starts to make sense. Because before this, I'd already taken the Jeep to a dealership and to another mechanic. And both gave me the same answer. We can't replicate the issue. Which I've now realized is mechanic language for the car remained alive during our brief interaction. We checked the taillights, say yeah, everything else must be good. So now I've got new tyres, a mystery suspension problems, and less confidence than I had before. I started searching around and found this family-owned Jeep and off-road place that's nearby. Called him up, and immediately I knew that this was going to be different. As the bloke on the phone had the strongest southern accent imaginable, sounded like he'd repaired Wranglers since birth. Didn't sound rushed, didn't sound corporate. Just the American version of, yeah, mate, we see that sort of thing all the time, sure we're right. Which honestly was more comforting than anything the dealership had told me. So I take the Jeep in, and the place is exactly what you'd hope for. No fancy waiting room or polished floors, there's no giant TV playing days of our lives on or daytime news. Just dirt. Lifted Jeeps, metal shelves and toolboxes. And two blokes who look like they could rebuild a transmission during a barbecue. Father and son operation. The dad spots my Back to the Future out-of-time front license plate and immediately goes, Well, there's your problem right there. You're not hitting 88 miles an hour. Straight away laughing. Then somehow we get onto serial killers in the Aussie Outback and Australian cars, and both of them seem genuinely disappointed that my Jeep wasn't more ridiculous. Because apparently, because I'm Australian, I should have bigger tyres, more lift, louder exhaust, and possibly equipment for crossing rivers. At one point I think they were actually emotionally preparing me to install a flamethrower. But honestly, I love the place. No scripts, no customer journey, and no one saying your satisfaction is very important to us. Just, yep, we know exactly what that is. And meanwhile, in completely unrelated American adventures this week, I had to get an MRI on my leg because apparently bore him dancing at my age now comes with certain consequences. And laying in that giant machine, I suddenly had this thought. And scanning my lower calf still requires a machine the size of a studio apartment in Sydney. Like, seriously. It feels like they should just wave an iPhone over your leg now. So I asked the MRI tech, you know, with all the technology we have, why is this machine still so massive? And he just laughs. He says, wouldn't it be nice if we had that handheld scanners from Star Trek? That actually made me feel a little bit better immediately. So this MRI, it was also a bit of a personal victory because the first MRI I ever had a few months ago was for my brain, and I couldn't do it. I got into the tunnel, freaked out completely. Turns out I'm claustrophobic, which was information I apparently didn't need until halfway inside a medical tube. So this time I booked an open MRI, which by the way is not nearly as open as they market it to be. It's basically slightly less tube. So I was still pretty nervous. Took Nikki with me for moral support, even though she couldn't come into the room. And honestly, the medical staff here were incredible. And that's something I've noticed a lot in America. The healthcare system gets hammered here constantly. But the actual people that are working in it are usually unbelievably kind. And this tech explained everything to me, kept checking if I was okay, talked me through it. And somehow I actually got through it this time. Only had to go in up to my chest, which apparently is my personal bravery limit in MROs. Meanwhile, in other family adventures this week, Brianna decided she's going to play drums in a recital in July, which will be her first drum recital. She hasn't fully decided on the song yet, but she loves Imagined Dragons, so there's a very good chance our July now includes a seven-year-old aggressively drumming to Thunder, or her favourite sharks. And honestly, she's actually picking it up pretty well. I just wish that she would practice more. Because right now her relationship with drums is about 10% practice, 90% confidence. Which, in a way, is probably the ideal mindset for a drummer anyway. Her teacher's going to accompany her on piano or violin during a recital two, which sounds far more professional than anything I was doing at her age. All this stuff with the girls lately has really reminded me how busy American kids are. Because at the same time, Georgia got accepted into a summer theatre program for James and the Giant Peach. Had to send in vocal auditions and everything, got in, was really excited about it. Then we got a schedule. And honestly, it looked less like a children's summer activity and more like corporate training. The plan for her would have been dance intensives for next season from ten until two, then theatre from two until nine every day. And she's ten. That's not summer. That's like the hours I was working for the bank before I burnt out. And dance intensives aren't exactly relaxing either. They're learning choreography all day and then auditioning the routine at the end. By the time we laid all the schedules out, Nikki and I were exhausted just looking at the calendar. But we left it up to Georgia, secretly hoping that she'd say no. And thankfully she did. Decided she wanted to focus on dance and auditions instead. Pretty proud of her. I think she made the right call on that one because kids need a summer too. So yeah. Tyres, suspension, MRI tunnels, dance schedules and drums. And somewhere in the middle of all that, a bunch of really good people. Also, my Jeep's still with a mechanic. So there's every chance that next week's episode will just be this week in America, financial decisions were made. Hoo roomadies.